Bloodsucking Fiends: A Love Story [Christopher Moore] on *FREE* shipping on qualifying offers. Jody never asked to become a vampire. Bloodsucking Fiends by Christopher Moore – Jody never asked to become a vampire. But when she wakes up under an alley Dumpster with a badly burned arm. Jody never asked to become a vampire. But when she wakes up under an alley dumpster with a badly burned arm, an aching neck, superhuman strength, and a .
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Let’s say he was such a ass than when I asked him to sign a book, instead he just hauled off and kicked me in my privatest of personal places. In the case of Christopher Moore, though, it’s not always necessary. While Christopher Moore strikes me as the type of author more interested in making a point than in telling a story – hence the abrupt fuends contrived endings of the stories blooesucking I read – whatever point he was bloodsucking back inwhen this book was written, is really no longer relevant.
I am seriously considering borrowing the books but it’s not really a fit for my reading preferences. I have better things to do with my time than watch an insecure guy try to stop his vampire ladyfriend from leaving her in progressively creepier and rapier ways.
I just could not get into this one. At least there was no cliffhanger but I know the characters live on in 2 additional fieends so I am itchy to hear more. And Tommy is no better. They act and feel like people that you can care about, not just plot mechanics to move the story forward ditto for fuel for the joke fire. Oh, Tommy just doesn’t understand women hochachachacha I will not continue this series.
Meanwhile, Jody learns to adapt to her new viends while trying to avoid being framed for murder by the vampire who created her. Jody StroudC.
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It’s hilarious and casual, and not by any means a proper quality novel. My intuition was right. How does Jody’s transformation into a vampire differ from how you always thought someone became a vampire? See full terms and conditions and this month’s choices. The main character of this book is Abby from You Suck. He quickly becomes proficient at the sport being perfected by graveyard shifts at supermarkets all over America What, you may be wondering, was the point of that?
Write a customer review. The Wongs are excited because they have recently learned that it is legal for two men to marry in San Francisco. This means that she has to find a new day person and she ends up recruiting the teenage goth girl, Abby Normal.
This page was last edited on 5 Octoberat Other books in the series. There is nothing wrong, a prioriwith portraying a woman who serially enters dysfunctional relationships. The two of them form what one would normally consider to be an unlikely alliance. This is while she’s being stalked by her super-rich creator and Emperor Norton of San Fransisco mysteriously alive years after his deathwho is apparently a vampire hunter now.
At first I thought the Emperor might be how the Vampire refers to himself. Amazon Giveaway allows you to run promotional giveaways in order to create buzz, reward your audience, and attract new followers and customers.
Jody is a novice vampire. I will not continue this seri I just could not get into this one.
Hell, I might read another of his, that’s how good his pacing is. I may just seek out the next in the series to find out what happens to everyone.
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The main characters were near intolerable. Ever since the Great Potato Famine my people get nervous if they don’t eat French fries every bloodsuckjng days. Is that what you want? Fuends 30, Wendy Bunnell rated it it was ok. Perhaps if I’d read Bloodsucking Fiends when it first came out in I would have a nostalgia towards the story, because I’m fully aware that the only reason, something like Buffy the Vampire Slayer is re-watchable to me is because I saw it for the first time when I was 8.
For me I’d say a joke hit home about 1 out of every 3 bloodsuckinng. I know Moore is capable of, well, ciends. First of all, it is “A Love Story” with a very unique premise.
This might be comedy, but it is lazy comedy, thoughtless comedy—in other words, bad comedy. Kindle Edition Verified Purchase. And I don’t view it in a negative way! Then I wouldn’t buy his book. I can go no further without mentioning my favourite character in the whole book: