(From Enterprise, episode “Acquisition”; sloppy script-writing, as rule 6 (see above) was already given in DS9); Keep your ears open. Small print leads to large. Ferengi Rules of Acquisition [Complete List*]. GitHub Gist: instantly share code, notes, and snippets. From the Publisher. The Ferengi are greedy, avaricious, ruthless, cowardly and completely unscrupulous. For centuries the famous Ferengi Rules of Acquisition .

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Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition

Don’t talk shop; talk shopping Keep count of your change 9. According to a dream Quark had which may or may not have been accuratecalling them “rules” was a marketing ploy, as nobody would buy a book entitled The Suggestions of Acquisition.

Raise the Dawn Typhon Pact novel. Buy, sell, or get out of the way A wealthy man can afford anything except a conscience. A woman wearing clothes is like a man without profit Sell first; ask questions later Klingon women don’t dance tango In the mid- 22nd century there were rules, and by the 24th century there were Rues may be a Ferengi’s greatest tool, and liability A dead customer can’t buy as much as a live one Teach him how to fish, and you lose a steady customer If you steal it, make sure it has a warranty Profit is the better part of valor When Morn leaves, it’s all over.

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Only a fool passes up a business opportunity Never let the competition know, what you’re thinking If you can’t break a contract, bend it 6. The only way to win is to cheat, but don’t get caught in the process New customers are like razor toothed gree worms.

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Beware the man who doesn’t make time for oo-mox Voyager episode ” False Profits ” mentions a book feremgi all of the Rules:. Never spend your own money when you can spend someone elses A friend is not a friend if he asks for a discount Sacraments of Fire DS9 novel.

Only give money to people you know you can steal from DS9 season 2, episode 7 – “Rules of Acquisition” Faith moves mountains Deep down everyone’s a Ferengi. Never give away for free what can be sold Faith moves mountains – of inventory Be sure you’re the first to find each one Always sell at the highest possible profit Never buy what can be stolen Acting stupid is often smart Anything worth selling is worth selling twice It may do exactly what acquisitiom customer expects In the fictional Star Trek universe, the Rules of Acquisition are a collection of sacred business proverbs of the acqyisition greedy race known as the Ferengi.


Beware the man who doesn’t take time for Oo-mox. Never begin a business transaction on an empty stomach The justification for profit is profit Revenge is acquissition A copy of the Rules of Acquisition, cheapest binding possible For additional meanings of “Rules of Acquisition”, please see Rules of Acquisition.

The justification for profit is profit.